John

From: New York
Occupation: Composer, writer, performer 
Age on tour: 45

Has been riding for: About 34
Number of Unicycles: 3

Will be riding on tour: Fixed 36

Previous tours: EUT, NUT, AUT, MUT, Yunnanuni, among others
Can John out ride a Haggis? If we can get a good look at it, I may the fastest at evading its grasp.